The Loafing Team were lounging around Loafing Towers this week having a very important conversation, which revolved around one of the coolest TV shows ever: Entourage. The main question which emanated from the discussion was 'Who is the best character in the show?' and after long debates about the adventures of Vince, Turtle, Drama and 'E' we were still no closer to deciding. And then we all had a moment of realisation. We had overlooked the one character who, more so than any other, steals the show episode after episode, season after season. Step forward Ari Gold.

After a quick Google search for his name you'll find that the No. 1 hit is arigoldquotes.com and damn right too. This website is your one stop shop to his finest lines from all 6 seasons of Entourage, and even links to video clips on You Tube. Jeremy Piven's portrayal of the Hollywood agent with a filthy vocabulary, which would make Gordon Ramsay blush like a schoolgirl, is so good that he scooped the Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series on three occasions and a Golden Globe Award just for good measure.

The Loafing Team think it would be unfair not to showcase a couple of his 'printable' quotes/dialogues just for posterity, so here goes;

Ari: From now on ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants.
Eric: How'd you know that?
Ari: 'Cause I know all. And I could have told you that this would end badly. Now I gotta to fire her so you don't feel weird.
Eric: No. Don't fire her.
Ari: All right. Well, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.

Ari: You know the Station Agent, Eric? Monster f**king hit at Sundance. Did you see it? It's about the midget who lives by the train tracks. Last time I saw him, he was in a FedEx commercial, they were overnighting him to London.

Just remember Loafers, these were probably the only two printable quotes so read with caution.